Memo to All of You Smart Asses: Yes, I DO Occasionally Order a Salad

From time to time, we get some rather rude messages here at Turkey Sandwich HQ.  Things like:

“Yo fat ass, why don’t you mix in a salad once in a while?”

or

“Hey Fat Sajak, give the Turkey Sandwiches a rest and try some celery sticks!”

Ok, listen here smart asses:

1. I DO order salads occasionally.
2. I’m a big fan of salads.
3. I absolutely love Taco Salads and I love me a good Chicken Caesar on a pretty frequent basis.
4. All of you that have made comments like this are a bunch of assholes.

I apologize to all of the innocent bystanders that had to be exposed to this.  Like most things, leave it to a few rotten apples to ruin it for the rest of us.  I promise they will not ruin the fun we’re having here at the Turkey Sandwich Report.

I actually ordered a side salad with my Turkey Cuban Sandwich today at Heroes Pub in Annapolis, MD.  The Turkey Cuban was awesome (especially when I threw a little Old Bay seasoning on there) and the side salad with Raspberry Vinaigrette was the perfect compliment.  Throw in a beer and I had myself one hell of a lunch.

Whole Foods Turkey Sandwich Not Cutting It

I pretty much love everything at Whole Foods.  Big fan of the Whole Foods.  I don’t do my grocery shopping there (I’m not stupid), but their pre-made food is the shit.  Except their sandwiches, which pisses me off to no end.

The Turkey Sandwich they offer at my local Whole Foods (Cherry Creek), is called “The Steamboat”.  It has Turkey, Brie and basil pesto, and it’s just not good enough.  They can do better.

So I got a salad today.  But, being the devoted Turkey connoisseur that I am, I took a few slices of Turkey from the HOT side of the salad bar and added to my salad.  How crafty is that?  You gotta out-smart “The Man” sometimes.