Memo to All of You Smart Asses: Yes, I DO Occasionally Order a Salad

From time to time, we get some rather rude messages here at Turkey Sandwich HQ.  Things like:

“Yo fat ass, why don’t you mix in a salad once in a while?”


“Hey Fat Sajak, give the Turkey Sandwiches a rest and try some celery sticks!”

Ok, listen here smart asses:

  1. I DO order salads occasionally.
  2. I’m a big fan of salads.
  3. I absolutely love Taco Salads and I love me a good Chicken Caesar on a pretty frequent basis.
  4. All of you that have made comments like this are a bunch of assholes.

I apologize to all of the innocent bystanders that had to be exposed to this.  Like most things, leave it to a few rotten apples to ruin it for the rest of us.  I promise they will not ruin the fun we’re having here at the Turkey Sandwich Report.

I actually ordered a side salad with my Turkey Cuban Sandwich today at Heroes Pub in Annapolis, MD.  The Turkey Cuban was awesome (especially when I threw a little Old Bay seasoning on there) and the side salad with Raspberry Vinaigrette was the perfect compliment.  Throw in a beer and I had myself one hell of a lunch.

Turkey Cuban Sandwich and Salad at Heroes