Three Turkey Bagel Sandwiches Today.

So Neal, How do YOU Make a Turkey Sandwich?

Neal’s Turkey Sandwich, originally uploaded by nealdstewart.

I get this question a lot: “Neal, when you make a Turkey Sandwich, how do you make it?”

Fair question. One would think that the guy who reviews all of these Turkey Sandwiches from around the country would know how to make one himself. And that would be correct.

WARNING: It may look like much, but this Turkey Sandwich is not for the faint of heart.

Here’s how you make it:

Get a whole wheat hoagie bun. Add some PASTRAMI FLAVORED TURKEY – preferrably Boar’s Head. Add PEPPER JACK cheese.

Microwave for 1 minute

Open up the sandwich and spread some french onion dip as your condiment. Then add some CHOLULA HOT SAUCE.

Eat.

That’s it. I promise you will enjoy the shit out of this Turkey Sandwich.

I Make a Damn Fine Turkey Sandwich

I can hold my own in the art of making Turkey Sandwiches. Here is my latest creation: