Take a look at this abomination. This is what they call a Turkey Sandwich in LA.
I know LA is all fancy and shit, and I’m just a kid from Southern Illinois, but this ridiculous. I should have known I was in trouble from the start when we valet parked to eat this placed – which was called Grand Lux and run by the same people that own Cheesecake Factory.
The sandwich was called a “Kentucky Brown,” and believe it or not, that yellow shit is cheese and there is some Turkey and bread underneath there. I’ll give them some props for using real Turkey – but if this is a Turkey Sandwich, then I’m Mario Lopez.