It almost pains me to say this, but there is a certain Turkey Sandwich out there that I’m not a fan of. In fact, I despise this sandwich. I doesn’t even deserve the right to be called a Turkey Sandwich. I’ll give you a clue:
If you put Guac on your Turkey Sandwich, you’re a douche.
Yes, I am talking about the sandwich that is commonly referred to as “The California”.
Personally, I have never witnessed anyone order a TS with Guac on it. But I have noticed a distrubing trend that many restaurants are starting to offer it.
What gives the State of California the right to name a Turkey Sandwich after themselves? Or are the restaurants to blame? Are they “poaching” the name “California” in a feeble attempt to make their place “cool and trendy”? Are they trying to make their establishment “more Hollywood”?
All I know is that Guacamole or any derivative of Avocado does not belong on a Turkey Sandwich. So keep that shit off there. And if you see anyone order this, I demand that you to call them a “Douche”.