Subway: Don’t Encourage Them

Subway: You’ve made yourself clear.  The fucking footlongs cost $5.  We got it.

Everyone else: If you go eat one of these piece of shit $5 footlongs, you’re just egging them on and you need to stop.

Look, I really don’t have a problem with Subway.  Yes, I think their food sucks, but it does serve a purpose.  And there are times when a Footlong can hit the spot…mostly when there aren’t any other choices.  But this $5 footlong/”Februany” bullshit gots to stop.