Subway: You’ve made yourself clear. The fucking footlongs cost $5. We got it.
Everyone else: If you go eat one of these piece of shit $5 footlongs, you’re just egging them on and you need to stop.
Look, I really don’t have a problem with Subway. Yes, I think their food sucks, but it does serve a purpose. And there are times when a Footlong can hit the spot…mostly when there aren’t any other choices. But this $5 footlong/”Februany” bullshit gots to stop.