What is “SSS” you ask? It’s Soft Sub Syndrome. We’ve all suffered from Soft Sub Syndrome(TM) at some point or another. It’s when you order a Sub Sandwich and the bread is a little too soft and flimsy and feels like it needs a little more substance. You know what I’m talking about.
A few places that suffer from Soft Sub Syndrome:
- Lenny’s Subs
- Mr. Goodcents
- Mike’s Jersey Subs (although not as bad as the afore mentioned sub shops)
So here’s how you cure SSS: take a few potato chips (Doritos or Sun Chips will work to0) and put them on your sandwich. It adds a little crunch. Think of it as an emergency toasting replacement.