In case you haven’t heard, this coming Tuesday is the very first Brown Bag Turkey Sandwich Day. All you have to do make your own Turkey Sandwich, pack it in a brown paper bag and eat it at your desk.
That’s it.
Oh, and take a picture of your lunch an email it to me too. nealdstewart (at) yahoo.
I wanna see how you people roll.
There is only ONE turkey that I ever put in a brown paper bag, motherfuckers. And that’s Wild Turkey. Now that is a power lunch.
Anything else in a brown bag sucks major cock.