Wacky Deli Prices at Albertson’s

The big news here is that I have changed grocery stores.  After settling on King Sooper’s, I’m making a change to Albertson’s.  Yes, Albertson’s is still in business.  I think they have 2 or 3 stores in Denver.  I’m not sure about the rest of the country, but I do know they got pounded unmercilfully by HEB down in Texas and crawled out of there with their ass in a sling.

But Alberson’s is within walking distance of my my new pad, so it’s worth giving it a shot.  But an immediate red flag went up when I saw this pricing scheme:

The Price of Turkey at Albertson's

Wow.  That “Homestyle Black Pepper” seasoning better be prety fucking good to justify adding $3.50/lb on to the price.  And what makes the Black Pepper more “heart healthy” than the “Santa Fe”?  They sound prejudice against Santa Fe and/or New Mexicans to me.

4 thoughts on “Wacky Deli Prices at Albertson’s

  1. I love Albertons, I live in Washington state and have two within five miles of my house. Everything is fresh and good, lots of sales, a wide variety of beer brands and flavors, and if your Albertsons is like mine you will get “ten for $10” deals that are super.

  2. Did you know that Cape Girardeau also ran an Alberton’s the fuck outa dodge too? They built a brand new one there 4 or 5 years ago. Right after the grand opening, Ishtar, Bob Evans and I got ice there for homecoming or some other queer shit. I came back about 8 months later and their ass was kicked to the fucking curb. GONE. I think they turned it into a giant Southeast HealthCenter or some other stupid shit.

    Kinda reminds me when Chris Rock said, “Black people can’t keep a disco open more than three weeks! Grand opening! Grand closing!”

    Albertson’s is a shithole anyway. “Beth” from the comment above must be on meth or just a shithead. I put it at the level of a Food Lion, Piggly Wiggly or Winn Dixie. They all suck cock. And I would know, ’cause I used to sell freezers and food plans door to door.

    Even though I am kinda partial to Schnuck’s cause I’m St. Louis proud, I would still have to say the best grocery store is Publix. They are the shit down in Florida.

    I also suggest that you just buy the cheaper Turkey shit and pour some fucking McCormick ground black pepper on it yourself. That will save you a few bones.

  3. The Dietz&Watson pepper turkey tastes a lot less salty than the other deli meats; I would guess it has a fair amount less sodium in it.

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