Let me start by saying that Whole Foods’ pizza is the shit. I love that stuff. So maybe their pizza has set an level of expectation that are so incredibly high, that their sandwiches just can’t get their. Phil Mickelson isn’t a bad golfer, he just sucks compared to Tiger Woods – that’s all.
I got the Country Club Club from Whole Foods today. I actually wanted the pizza, but I haven’t had a Turkey Sandwich in a while, so I thought I better eat one, so all you sons of bitches stop whining, “Why hasn’t he reviewed a Turkey Sandwich lately?
There’s just something that is off with their Turkey Sandwiches. I thought it was me when the last time I was there, I got a TS with Brie and Chipotle mayo. That wasn’t good, but I thought it was the cheese/spread combo that fucked it up.
Strange thing happened today, the TS tasted pretty much the same as that last piece of crap I had. So it’s them. Not me. In fact, it’s never me. Always them. I know Turkey Sandwiches WAY better than them.
I took a picture of this sandwich, but screw it. I’m not putting it on here. Not worth my time.