The Turkey Sandwich Report’s “Adopt a Fazoli’s” Program

Have you ever seen anyone at a Fazoli’s?  Have you ever heard someone say, “Hey, I have an idea. Let’s get Fazoli’s for lunch!”

Me neither.

But Fazoli’s isn’t really all that bad.  Their Submarino Club and Smoked Turkey Panini aren’t really all that bad.  In fact, they’re better than a lot of other Turkey Sandwiches I’ve had.  Plus, I like to get a slice of their cheese pizza for the ride home (a road slice) – but that’s another subject altogether.

So I am asking you – my loyal readers of The Turkey Sandwich Report to join me in our “Adopt a Fazoli’s” program.  Participating is easy.  All you have to do is pick a Fazoli’s location and keep them in business by eating there once a week.  That’s all!  Stop by, get a Submarino and a slice of pizza.  For less than $10 a week, YOU can keep a Fazoli’s location in business.  That’s less than the cost of a cup of coffee per day.

And the best part, you’ll feel good about it.

I’m adopting the Fazoli’s at 8260 S. Quebec.  Please leave a comment and let me know which Fazoli’s you are adopting.


6 thoughts on “The Turkey Sandwich Report’s “Adopt a Fazoli’s” Program

  1. you’re a year too late for my neck of the woods. I’ve never been a fan and actually dreaded going to SEMO sometimes because you guys always wanted to eat there.

  2. I ate there one time with Senciboy and your boy Derek Burns there. Those two fucks abused the shit out of the free breadsticks.

    I believe that douche Burns even made the poor fucker working there fill up his book bag with bread sticks before he left.

    Those two were fucking relentless in there pursuit of free breadsticks.

  3. Those two would go into a fucking trance when It came to free breadsticks.

    They would kinda go into a “zone” like when Michael Jordan would play Utah, New York or Cleveland and he would just shrug his shoulders and shake his head in disbelief of himself.

    Those two douches were in a free breadstick “zone”. You could not even talk to them when they were in this “zone”.

    They would just kinda just give you a condescending nod when you were talking to them because they were only thinking free breadsticks. They were FUCKING FOCUSED!

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