A date has been set. The higher-ups from The Turkey Sandwich Report and Cheeba Hut will meet at an undisclosed location at an undisclosed time and on an undisclosed date.
Why all of the un-disclosure? Because we don’t want you assholes getting in the way and fucking this up. This is important shit and we have business to discuss. All I can tell you for now is that it’s going to happen soon.
On the meeting agenda:
- I’m going to recommend a special Turkey Sandwich to be added to their menu.
- We’re going to have a Turkey Sandwich.
- We’re going to have a “safety” meeting.
After the meeting has taken place, I will report back to everyone on what decisions were made.