There is nothing more uppity than “field greens”. And don’t give me that shit about Iceberg lettuce having ZERO nutritional value – I already know that. But this Field Greens craze is getting to me and I don’t want it anywhere near my Turkey Sandwich.
Unfortunately, I decided this a little too late to save a Turkey Sandwich. I started out fairly normal – a run up to Whole Foods for a good TS lunch. She asked if I wanted lettuce on the sandwich and I agreed.
I get back to the office and the taste of Arugula had permeated the entire fucking sandwich. I picked it off, but that wasn’t even enough.
Arugula is foul. I don’t see how anyone could like that nasty-ass weed.
I am boycotting all variations of Field Greens. It’s just a risk I can’t take.