I can almost guarantee that if there is something on the menu that features “Applewood Smoked Bacon” on it – I’m getting it. I am gay for Applewood Smoked Bacon. Needless to say, I am especially gay for Applewood Smoked Bacon on Turkey Sandwiches.
Imagine my elation when Mrs. Turkey Sandwich brought home Applewood Smoked Turkey from the grocery store today. This sent shockwaves through the Turkey Sandwich Report home offices.
And holy shit – it definitely lived up to the hype. Damn good Turkey. I have eaten two Turkey Sandwiches since she got home at 5:30 – and it’s 8:46 right now.
I normally make some kind of soup on NFC/AFC Championship Sunday (a tradition I started when I lived with Big Daddy Nick Farrel), but that might come to an end tomorrow. I am gay for Applewood Smoked Turkey Sandwiches.
Bacon & turkey make me fall asleep faster than Heath Ledger waiting for a massage naked.