A Visit to the Doctor

Mrs. Turkey Sandwich can be a real bitch sometimes.  She had the nerve to schedule me for a physical last week.  I had to go get my balls jiggled and get some blood drawn.  I hate this.

I find out a day later that I have high cholesterol.  THEN, later in the day, Mrs. Turkey Sandwich tells me that Turkey Sandwiches are high in cholesterol.

What!?  Turkey Sandwiches are high in cholesterol?!  What am I supposed to eat? Vegetables?  Fuck that.

If I am going to die from Turkey Sandwiches, then so be it.  I’m going down in a blaze of glory.

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