The Vaunted “Turkey Sandwich” at The Gristmill

The Gristmill is a quaint restaurant on the banks of the Guadalupe River in Gruene, TX.  It’s an old cotton mill where people like to eat after a long day of tubing or before a night of two-steppin’ at the world famous Gruene Hall

The Gristmill is also THE SHIT.

One of the things I like about The Gristmill is that they are so confident their Turkey Sandwich making abilities that they just call it “Turkey Sandwich”.
Turkey Sandwich on Menu

The amazing thing about this sandwich is that it is JUST Turkey on a bun. I do add the Prime Sauce and a leaf of lettuce – but THAT’S IT. It good enough that it doesn’t need any other bullshit on there. And it’s fucking amazing.

Gristmill Turkey Sandwich 1

The Honey Maple Turkey they put on there is tasty. If they had this stuff in prison, I’d get myself thrown in the clink.

BTW, their Chips and Queso, Tortilla Soup and Onion Rings are uber delicious too. And no, I did not have all of these in one meal, smart ass.

One thought on “The Vaunted “Turkey Sandwich” at The Gristmill

  1. And they are so confident in the chicken salad sandwich, that they just call it “chicken salad sandwich.” Maybe these former slavemasters are lazy when it comes to doing their own work. Ever think of that, you uber faggot?

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