Breaking News!

I bought a car yesterday, but that’s not the “breaking news”. I had to buy a new car because I was terribly “up-side-down” on mine and it needed about $4000 in repairs, plus new tires, which would have been another $800. Then who knows what would have happened. So Mrs. Turkey Sandwich bit the bullet and bought a new one.

What’s important here is that buying this car took all day and I was fucking starving by the time we drove off the lot. We stopped at a place called “Bear Rock Cafe” for Dinner. Right off the bat, I was impressed with their sandwich selection. They had a few very solid Turkey Sandwich option, all of which sounded pretty damn appealing.

I went with “The Moose,” which is essentially a Club Sandwich – and a cup of Chicken Noodle Soup on the side. Granted, I was starving, but this was a very nice Turkey Sandwich. The most impressive part of it was their Bear Rock Honey Mustard. Damn tasty. The soup was good too.


But, hold tight, that’s not the breaking news.

I don’t drink a lot of soda, but on occasion, I’ll wash my TS down with a nice Dr. Pepper or Coca-Cola. In this case, I went with a MUG Rootbeer.

That’s not the breaking news either, but here’s what IS: Many of you know that Dale Earnhardt Jr. is leaving DEI Racing at the end of the year and will part ways from his current sponsor, Budweiser. Many of you have also heard rumors that Dale Jr. will be sponsored by Pepsi next year and may even race with Mountain Dew on a his car a few times next year. What you DON”T know is that my inside sources tell me that “Little E” will also race with MUG ROOTBEER on his car a few times next year. Yes, you heard it here first at The Turkey Sandwich Report – Dale Earnhardt Jr. will indeed be sponsored by Pepsi in 2008 and will race with an assortment of Pepsi brands on his car, including MUG Rootbeer.

This is very inside information that has not been released to the media, but mark my words, you will be hearing about it very soon.

2 thoughts on “Breaking News!

  1. That is the most amazing story I’ve heard since Rod Stewart passed out on stage and they pumped his stomach and found a quart of jizz. But that’s not what this comment is about. Shoot me an e-mail and let me know what kind of car you got. I hope you went with DA’s suggestion of a LeBaron. But that’s not what this comment is about. I am in the very small minority here in hoosierland that calls soda “soda”. They like to call it “pop” around here, and I always say that’s a name to call your dad. But that’s not what this comment is about. I still need to know what to do with the “8” tatoo I have on the inside of my forearm. I just don’t know what to do with it after this season.

  2. yeah, whatever….there is as much chance in Dale Jr. driving the Mug Rootbeer car as there is in Brian Vickers driving the Garnier Fructise car for Rick Hendrick Racing.

    You got any other bullshit to feed us?

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