The Biggest Turkey Sandwich Letdown of All-Time

For the last couple weeks, I’ve been talking up the Turkey Sandwiches from the QFC Deli.  For those of you not in the Northwest, QFC stands for “Quality Food Centers” and most of the stores have a nice little deli featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses along with some REAL Turkey breast slices.  I visit [...]

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Turkey Sandwich Report Featured on Alltop

The rumors have been swirling for months and today I can confirm:  Yes, it is true, the Turkey Sandwich Report has been selected to be featured on alltop.com.
All of the interweb dorks out there know that Alltop is a collection of the best blogs in the world, sorted by category.  They say it is like [...]

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Apparently, This is a Turkey Sandwich in California

Take a look at this abomination.  This is what they call a Turkey Sandwich in LA.

I know LA is all fancy and shit, and I’m just a kid from Southern Illinois, but this ridiculous.  I should have known I was in trouble from the start when we valet parked to eat this placed – which [...]

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Denver Egotist: Get Off My Turf

Twice.  Count ‘em, TWICE today, The Denver Egotist reported on sandwich shops launching new websites.
The first was on Jimmy John’s launching their new website:

The second was The Corner Bakery’s new website:

Um, excuse me, but this is MY domain.  Do yourself and everyone else a favor and leave the sandwich reporting to the professionals – which [...]

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Turkey Sandwich Report and Cheeba Hut Brass to Meet

A date has been set.  The higher-ups from The Turkey Sandwich Report and Cheeba Hut will meet at an undisclosed location at an undisclosed time and on an undisclosed date.
Why all of the un-disclosure?  Because we don’t want you assholes getting in the way and fucking this up.  This is important shit and we have [...]

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The Dirtiest Turkey Sandwich Blog in the World

Apparently, I have a foul mouth.  If you don’t like it, you can pick up your check on your way out the door.  Since I have the corner office here at the Turkey Sandwich Report, I can talk however the fuck I want.

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Bagels are Approved for Turkey Sandwiches

Back when I lived in St. Louis, I ate a lot of Turkey Sandwiches on bagels from Einstein’s Bagels.  I enjoyed it so much that I started buying bagels and veggie cream cheese for my home made TS’s.  It was a phase I went through.
Since that time of my life, I haven’t really thought about [...]

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Cheba Hut is Smart

I was delightfully surprised to see that a representative from Cheba Hut left a comment on the Turkey Sandwich Report a couple days ago. Not only am I impressed that Cheba Hut is in touch with what people are saying about them on the internet, but I am double impressed with them being smart [...]

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An Open-faced Letter to Boston Market

Dear Boston Market:
I like you. Your Turkey is actually decent and like the fact that you have a nice selection of sides. Your sandwiches are a little on the small side for me, but we can get past that. After all, it is how you use the Turkey Sandwich, not how big [...]

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Oriole Pizza and Subs

Whenever I travel, I eat whenever I get the chance.  If there is food in front of me – I eat it.  Because I never know when my next meal might come.
So when Rippe bought me a sub from Oriole Pizza and Subs, I ate it.  He forgot that I don’t like tomatoes on my [...]

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