Faux Thanksgiving Turkey Sandwiches have Jumped the Shark

Blame this one on the Paradise Bakery in the B Terminal at Denver International Airport:
Faux Thanksgiving leftover Turkey Sandwiches have JUMPED THE SHARK.
Sorry, Pat’s Philly Cheesesteaks.
Sorry, Marczyk’s Fine Foods.
Sorry, Which Wich.
All of you have really good Turkey/Cranberry/Thanksgiving-type sandwiches.  But Paradise Bakery screwed the whole thing up with a total piece of crap sandwich that has [...]

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I KNOW Thanksgiving Leftovers

You think you know Thanksgiving Leftovers?  You don’t.  I do.  Grab a pen and take notes.

more about “Turkey Sandwich Report – Thanksgiving…“, posted with vodpod

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How Does The Turkey Sandwich Report Celebrate “Turkey Day”?

Over the past week everyone has been asking me “So, how does the Turkey Sandwich Report celebrate Turkey Day?”
You should be ashamed to ask me that question.
I celebrate it with a motherfucking Turkey Sandwich, that’s how.  How did you think I celebrated it?  With a bowl of Cheerios?
And by the way – I don’t care [...]

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Turkeys are Meant to be Eaten

It seems like this year more than others, I am hearing about “Vegan” Thanksgivings. Maybe this is because I now live in Denver which is full of a bunch of fucking self rightous hippies, but that is just about THE most refuckingdiculous thing I have ever heard of.
If you are having a “Vegan” Thanksgiving, [...]

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