Robots want to know: Is a Turkey Bologna Sandwich a Turkey Sandwich or Bologna Sandwich?

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You May Now Have a Quizno’s Torpedo

I have been traveling out on the East Coast over the last few weeks and my Turkey Sandwich options have been limited.  I don’t do Subway, so Quizno’s has turned out to be the next best thing.
You’ve probably been seeing their TV commercials for their $4 Torpedo and wondering when I am going to weigh [...]

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The Father of The Turkey Sandwich

I’ve always wanted to be “The Father of” something.  Just not kids. And since no one has really taken “Fathership” of the Turkey Sandwich, I’m taking it.
From here forward, I want to officially be known as “Neal Stewart, Father of The Turkey Sandwich.”
Any time I am introduced, I insist to be called by this name.  [...]

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Turkey Sandwich Report Fan Mail

Longtime Turkey Sandwich Report reasder, “Chris Pleimann’s Lisp” recently dropped us a line and posed an interesting question.  He writes:
I’m blowing the cover off this thing:
A bologna sandwich is better than a turkey sandwich.
I know this might come off as blasphemy to you, but I ask that you clear your mind of all preconceived notions and allegiances that [...]

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Millions Around the World Unite for Brownbag Turkey Sandwich Day

Sometimes, it’s better to be like Dan Rather, and just let the images do the talking.
Strength.

And StLoo Frenchy’s Brownbag Turkey Sandwich is Wild Turkey in a bag.  That’s how HE rolls.

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I KNOW Thanksgiving Leftovers

You think you know Thanksgiving Leftovers?  You don’t.  I do.  Grab a pen and take notes.

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Contrary to Popular Belief, Boston Market is Still Open for Business

I got home from a long trip today.  I could have grabbed a bite to eat at Denver International Airport, but I wanted to hold off for a good lunch.  So where did I go?
Boston Market, of course!

“Boston Market is still in business?” you ask.  Yes they are, actually.  And yes, they seemingly close down [...]

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A Pretzel Turkey Sandwich…Served on a Trashcan

My morning kind of sucked today.  I’m in Frederick, MD this week and I don’t have a rental car because I’m being cheap and  trying to hitch rides from co-workers.  The only problem is that I didn’t have anyone to hitch a ride with this morning.  Being that I don’t get much exercise, I got [...]

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Jimmy John’s: The Official Turkey Sandwich of Hangovers

A couple weeks back, I made the pilgrimage down to Cape Girardeau, MO for the Southeast Missouri State University Homecoming.  Normal college homecomings revolve around a football game.  SEMO’s homecoming revolves around drinking…at least for me.
Our normal schedule is:

3PM Friday – start drinking
5PM Friday – go to the Playdium
10PM Friday – go to the Fraternity [...]

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Whole Foods Turkey Sandwich Not Cutting It

I pretty much love everything at Whole Foods.  Big fan of the Whole Foods.  I don’t do my grocery shopping there (I’m not stupid), but their pre-made food is the shit.  Except their sandwiches, which pisses me off to no end.
The Turkey Sandwich they offer at my local Whole Foods (Cherry Creek), is called “The [...]

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