You May Now Have a Quizno’s Torpedo

I have been traveling out on the East Coast over the last few weeks and my Turkey Sandwich options have been limited.  I don’t do Subway, so Quizno’s has turned out to be the next best thing.
You’ve probably been seeing their TV commercials for their $4 Torpedo and wondering when I am going to weigh [...]

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Cheeba Hut Can’t Hold The Pickle Barrel’s Jock

The Pickle Barrel!!, originally uploaded by nealdstewart.
I’m going to make a bold statement: The Pickle Barrel has the best Turkey Sandwich in Fort Collins, CO.
“What happened to Cheba Hut? you might ask. That’s a great question.
Here’s the deal with Cheeba Hut:
1. Their sandwiches are ok. Nothing great, but ok.
2. I feel used. [...]

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In Search of Blog Domination

More big news on the business side of the Turkey Sandwich Report.  We are now part of Facebook’s Blog Network.  But here’s the problem: we need more people to confirm the blog – whatever the fuck that means.  So, do me a favor and log on to your Facebook and help me get this bitch [...]

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Cheeba Hut Rolls One for The Turkey Sandwich Report

I’m sorry that I couldn’t share all of the details with you in advance, but I took a meeting with Cheeba Hut today.  It was all really hush-hush, but they invited me up to Fort Collins to talk Turkey Sandwiches.
To be blunt, they were uber-impressed with my Turkey Sandwich knowledge and prowess.  So much in [...]

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The Dirtiest Turkey Sandwich Blog in the World

Apparently, I have a foul mouth.  If you don’t like it, you can pick up your check on your way out the door.  Since I have the corner office here at the Turkey Sandwich Report, I can talk however the fuck I want.

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Bagels are Approved for Turkey Sandwiches

Back when I lived in St. Louis, I ate a lot of Turkey Sandwiches on bagels from Einstein’s Bagels.  I enjoyed it so much that I started buying bagels and veggie cream cheese for my home made TS’s.  It was a phase I went through.
Since that time of my life, I haven’t really thought about [...]

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We Crown a Turkey Sandwich National Champion

As I get ready to announce this year’s Turkey Sandwich National Champion, the clock is close to 12 o’clock Noon.  That means lunch time.  And for me, that means hunger.
Our Turkey Sandwich National Championship pits Mendelson’s Delicatessen of Denver, CO vs. The Gristmill of New Braunfels, TX.  This is going to be one hell of [...]

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When I Open a Sandwich Joint, it’s Gonna Be a Cheba Hut

I was faced with a really tough decision today. Pickle Barrel or Cheba Hut?
I was in Fort Collins, home of the Pickle Barrel (which Josh highly recommended) and Cheba Hut (which Rippe recommended). By no means am I saying that that Rippe is smarter, but I went with Cheba Hut. I was [...]

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Arby’s is Underrated and Other BIG News

Let me just get to the point here: Arby’s makes a fucking good Turkey Sandwich.  I’ve been meaning to get one of their Toasted Subs and I finally got to it today.  And I’ll tell you what, their have a Turkey Bacon Club is a solid Turkey Sandwich.  I thoroughly enjoyed the fuck out of [...]

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Turkey Sandwiches at the Wynn

I’m high class. When I go to Vegas, I dine at the Wynn. Of course I stay at the Flamingo – but I dine at the Wynn.
I highly recommend the Terrace Pointe Cafe.  They make a nice Turkey Sandwich – good quality Turkey, nice bread, etc.  But, I recommend this place for the [...]

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