The Spicy Pickle Boycott Continues

Loyal Turkey Sandwich Report readers might remember that a couple months ago, my co-worker, Josh Mishell waged a formal complaint to the Spicy Pickle. We were excited when they promptly returned the email and invited Josh out to lunch. Of course, when I heard about this, I weaseled my way in.
The lunch was [...]

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I OWNED That Sandwich

When I am hungry, stay they fuck out of my way.  And don’t even think about getting in the way of my Turkey Sandwich.
The last two days, I have failed to eat a sensible breakfast and I have been forced to eat a late Lunch.  That’s a bad combination.
The result: On both occasions, I absolutely [...]

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Subway Gives Me Gas

Truth be told: I have been in a major Turkey Sandwich slump lately.  It’s not that I haven’t been craving Turkey Sandwiches, it’s just that I haven’t been been in a situation to have one in recent days.  But, with that said – I did eat at least three of them this past weekend.
Today, I [...]

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Marathon is Over, but I’m Still Eating Turkey Sandwiches

I took my lunch to work today. And guess what. After a full weekend of eating Turkey Sandwiches, I got back on that horse and ate another one for lunch. Top that you Son Bitch.
I don’t really like taking my lunch to work. Eating lunch is an event for me and [...]

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