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	<description>EAT IT, BITCH!</description>
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		<title>Comment on Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is How You Make a Leftover Turkey Sandwich by what about Whiteys</title>
		<link>http://turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/ladies-and-gentlemen-this-is-how-you-make-a-leftover-turkey-sandwich/#comment-3341</link>
		<dc:creator>what about Whiteys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Foremost expert on turkey sandwiches-what if I have White Castle stuffing?  Should I attempt to put that on my leftover turkey sandwich, or should beef &amp; poultry never mix?

Signed,
I&#039;m all out of love &amp; so lost without you</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Foremost expert on turkey sandwiches-what if I have White Castle stuffing?  Should I attempt to put that on my leftover turkey sandwich, or should beef &amp; poultry never mix?</p>
<p>Signed,<br />
I&#8217;m all out of love &amp; so lost without you</p>
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		<title>Comment on Don&#8217;t Blow Your Wad on Dinner by Chris Pleimann's Lisp</title>
		<link>http://turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com/2009/11/26/dont-blow-your-wad-on-dinner/#comment-3339</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Pleimann's Lisp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>too late....I already blew my load to some Rita Faltoyano porn this morning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>too late&#8230;.I already blew my load to some Rita Faltoyano porn this morning.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Idea #1 &#8211; Thanksgiving Leftovers by Neal</title>
		<link>http://turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/idea-1-thanksgiving-leftovers/#comment-3337</link>
		<dc:creator>Neal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They were really good.  The cheese is an organic sharp cheddar.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They were really good.  The cheese is an organic sharp cheddar.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Idea #1 &#8211; Thanksgiving Leftovers by Beth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Those look freakin delicious! What kind of cheese is that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those look freakin delicious! What kind of cheese is that?</p>
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		<title>Comment on You May Now Have a Quizno&#8217;s Torpedo by aixelsyd13</title>
		<link>http://turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com/2009/05/10/you-may-now-have-a-quiznos-torpedo/#comment-3320</link>
		<dc:creator>aixelsyd13</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can feel you on the sandwich not being the right size according to the hand in the photo.  I recently wrote an email to Quiznos about it, and linked back to this blog and several other blogs.

Check out http://wp.me/pwqzc-18 if you&#039;re interested.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can feel you on the sandwich not being the right size according to the hand in the photo.  I recently wrote an email to Quiznos about it, and linked back to this blog and several other blogs.</p>
<p>Check out <a href="http://wp.me/pwqzc-18" rel="nofollow">http://wp.me/pwqzc-18</a> if you&#8217;re interested.</p>
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		<title>Comment on You May Now Have a Quizno&#8217;s Torpedo by The Quiznos Toasty Torpedo™ and the diminutive hand model&#8230; &#171; World (and Lunar) Domination</title>
		<link>http://turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com/2009/05/10/you-may-now-have-a-quiznos-torpedo/#comment-3319</link>
		<dc:creator>The Quiznos Toasty Torpedo™ and the diminutive hand model&#8230; &#171; World (and Lunar) Domination</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] In Googling, I found multiple odd references to this ad campaign. Does Quiznos make any official statements to counter these goofy bloggers? I found one guy that thinks it looks like a cigarette ad. One guy seems to have a Freudian problem and these people seem to think that one commercial purposely compares your torpedos to a cup of human excrement. Okay, I have to give them that one. I mean&#8230; you did hear of 2 Girls, 1 Cup right? I&#8217;d find it and link to it, but some may find that offensive/distasteful and I&#8217;m sure you know how to use search engines. These people even seem to come to the same conclusion as I have toward the end of their blog&#8230; as well as a commenter on this blog. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] In Googling, I found multiple odd references to this ad campaign. Does Quiznos make any official statements to counter these goofy bloggers? I found one guy that thinks it looks like a cigarette ad. One guy seems to have a Freudian problem and these people seem to think that one commercial purposely compares your torpedos to a cup of human excrement. Okay, I have to give them that one. I mean&#8230; you did hear of 2 Girls, 1 Cup right? I&#8217;d find it and link to it, but some may find that offensive/distasteful and I&#8217;m sure you know how to use search engines. These people even seem to come to the same conclusion as I have toward the end of their blog&#8230; as well as a commenter on this blog. [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Robots want to know: Is a Turkey Bologna Sandwich a Turkey Sandwich or Bologna Sandwich? by it's bologna</title>
		<link>http://turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/robots-want-to-know-is-a-turkey-bologna-sandwich-a-turkey-sandwich-or-bologna-sandwich/#comment-3271</link>
		<dc:creator>it's bologna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Never have had turkey bologna, but I have to imagine it tastes like bologna.  I would consider it more bologna than turkey.  But I also consider Pres. Obama more white than black.  His mom is white &amp; he was raised by white people, ergo he is more  white.

BTW-my favorite bologna sandwich is fried blogna.  My mom could cook the shit out of that stuff.  It&#039;s important to put slits in it when cooking it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never have had turkey bologna, but I have to imagine it tastes like bologna.  I would consider it more bologna than turkey.  But I also consider Pres. Obama more white than black.  His mom is white &amp; he was raised by white people, ergo he is more  white.</p>
<p>BTW-my favorite bologna sandwich is fried blogna.  My mom could cook the shit out of that stuff.  It&#8217;s important to put slits in it when cooking it.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Stewart&#8217;s Turkey at the Rackhouse Pub by what is gayer?</title>
		<link>http://turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/stewarts-turkey-at-the-rackhouse-pub/#comment-3270</link>
		<dc:creator>what is gayer?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know what is gayer in this video, the headband, awful facial hair, or shirt.  I know the shirt is a &quot;joke&quot; so I&#039;ll give you a pass, but for god&#039;s sake that headband is so fucking gay even Andy Dick is repulsed by its gayness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what is gayer in this video, the headband, awful facial hair, or shirt.  I know the shirt is a &#8220;joke&#8221; so I&#8217;ll give you a pass, but for god&#8217;s sake that headband is so fucking gay even Andy Dick is repulsed by its gayness.</p>
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		<title>Comment on The Managers at Jimmy John&#8217;s are Pricks (allegedly) by jimmy johnie</title>
		<link>http://turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/the-managers-at-jimmy-johns-are-pricks-allegedly/#comment-3262</link>
		<dc:creator>jimmy johnie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>they dont give us lunch!!!!

thank you</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they dont give us lunch!!!!</p>
<p>thank you</p>
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		<title>Comment on The Turkey Top 10 by StLooFrenchy</title>
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		<dc:creator>StLooFrenchy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Psghetti&#039;s deserves to be higher on this list. It&#039;s the shit, the measure that all other sammys must compare. That bread will soak up half a fifth of Maker&#039;s Mark (tested and true).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Psghetti&#8217;s deserves to be higher on this list. It&#8217;s the shit, the measure that all other sammys must compare. That bread will soak up half a fifth of Maker&#8217;s Mark (tested and true).</p>
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