My name is Neal Stewart and I am known as the Father of the Turkey Sandwich. Thanks for stopping by to read The Turkey Sandwich Report.
You’re bound to learn some good stuff here, but just in case you’re left with a few remaining, Turkey Sandwich-related questions, feel free to drop me a line at nealdstewart (at) yahoo.
I am honored. You spelled “Jeffery” wrong.
I’m on to you. I think this blog is some sick way for you and this Pleimann fella to code your love for one another. Gone is the day of the ads in the newspaper, or the ‘missed connections’ section of craigslist. Now you have set up your own blog language coding “turkey sandwich” for “I love you Chris”. It’s no wonder he is the only one commenting on your blogs. I had no idea you were into lisps! I do hope that one day you find your perfect “turkey sandwich”. I just hope you’re not in a red state when you do so.
Thank you for fixing the link to my myspace page. You are a gentleman, a scholar and according to Skinner a real alternative prick.
Back in 1993, “alternative” music was the new thing for the kids. OOOOOOOOOO…so fucking edgy!
Alternative Music today is the same thing that Big Band Music was to us back in 1993. Kurt Cobain today is equal to what Glenn Miller was in 1993. And Anthony Kiedis now is what Benny Goodman was to us in 1993.
Skinner was right…you were an “alternative prick” back then. They should have black balled your ass.
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Beat ya!….and I Beat ya!
First Off – I don’t have a Lisp. It is a dialect from Southern Whales. – Thats how they all talk down there. But anyway thanks, for posting that all over this intranet thing.
Second Thought – I heard through the grapevine that a Lonnie “Skates” Emmons said that there is no way in hell that Pleimann will be seen out in public. That hurts. Lonnie if thats true you just made my black list.
Fuck you Plyman!
I think it is swell about Chris Pleimann’s lisp. Maybe all he needs is a little bit of oral therapy, and he could get that straighted right up. But then again, if the lisp goes away, then there would not be a need for oral therapy, and then where would he be?
For all horny female TSR subscribers curious of what Turkey Sandwich Neal looks like, there is a picture of him on my myspace page…enjoy!
I will be giving out his home phone number, social security number, credit card info and home address in one of my future comments as well.
The staff at Freestylewalking.org would like to make this the official turkey sandwich blog of freestyle walking. Walk on.
Hola faretaste
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very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
Idetrorce
Neal, Who would have thought you’d be so damn successful?! Definitely not me!! Got a couple of personal questions for you. Email me or I’ll start believing all of the shit my dear brother-in-law says about you!
Love the Blog, Love Turkey Sandwiches.
Be sure to check out the best Sandwiches in downtown at … a little place in Writer Square (15th and Larimer) called ‘Jamaica Juice’ – do not let the name fool you, although they serve great coffee and juices their sandwiches are the best! try the number one, turket, bacon, etc. Enjoy!
I realize you hate wraps. However:
http://offthebroiler.wordpress.com/2008/12/01/half-guilt-turkey-cubano/
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Heve you tried the “Bobbie” at http://www.capriottis.com
I’m intrigued and humored all at once with your blogs.
However I know this sucks for me to say I am from Wisconsin, and you are probably thinking tough shit. Please humor me more though, and let me know your thoughts if you have had the experience of having Turkey from either Pick ‘n Save (Roundy’s) vs. Woodman’s.
I love your blog — I have something similar going on with Guinness (I’m trying to drink one in every country in the world), and enjoy reading similar quests. (The blog’s Guinness Globetrotter.)
I saw this article on Gizmodo today about “scanwiches” and thought of you, so I figured I’m come out from lurking and say hi. Hi
Didnt you and Chris run up and down the street naked 1 year in high school when your parents were out of town….together??? I was there!
I love a Good turkey sammish….Mmmm..
when i was younger, i always love the tune of alternative music compared to pop music ,”`