Whole Foods lied to me today. They LIED to me I say!
I was super excited when I saw a sandwich called “The Glendale” listed on the menu at the Colorado Blvd location. The Glendale supposedly has peppered turkey, caramelized onions, honey mustard and mixed greens.
Bread Choice: Ciabatta
Cheese? Yes, Provolone.
Toasted? Yes.
Everything went went fine except for one very important thing. Their mustard was much more of a yellow mustard rather than a honey mustard. Unacceptible. Or as Mike Singeltary would say, “Can’t have it. Won’t have it.”
Yellow mustard ruins any Turkey Sandwich. It’s like putting ketchup on steak. It’s a faux pas.
And here is some proof of the yellowness of the mustard (click the video below).
Just post a pic instead of shitty video.
It could have been worse. You could have gotten the doo-wah-day (the clear liquid that inevitably comes out first no matter how hard you shake) or, worse yet, the dreaded “mustard plug”. I think we all know what that is.
Oh yeah, mustard on anything but brats sucks major cock.