My morning kind of sucked today. I’m in Frederick, MD this week and I don’t have a rental car because I’m being cheap and trying to hitch rides from co-workers. The only problem is that I didn’t have anyone to hitch a ride with this morning. Being that I don’t get much exercise, I got a crazy hair up my ass and decided that I was going to walk to work. I was slightly winded when I got out of the Holiday Inn parking lot and decided that walking was probably a bad idea and needed to call a cab.
But then my day started to look up:
- There’s a Sheetz gas station just outside of the Holiday Inn parking lot and I needed to fill my belly for breakfast.
- Sheetz offers Turkey Sandwiches in the morning.
- They have an awesome way of ordering sandwiches. It’s like the computer/kiosk check-in at the airport. I like it because I don’t have to talk to anyone.
- This is the kicker: they offer a PRETZEL as a bread option. YES, A PRETZEL!
I ordered myself a BBQ PepperJack Turkey Sandwich and was off for the day. Then, a big decision: do I wait for the cab to come get me and eat my sandwich when I get to work or do I eat it now? You tell me what you think I did.
Of course I ate it in the parking lot. There was a red trashcan sitting right there begging to be used as a table. It took me about 43 seconds to drink my chocolate milk and eat my Turkey Sandwich. Some kind of cheap bottled water to wash it down.
MMM! That’s good eatin!