I am an Arbys Apologist

Homer Simpson once said, “I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.”
I think that is totally unfair and I am here today to say that I am am an “Arby’s Apologist” and enjoy eating their food.  Their Turkey Reuben is solid.  Their Turkey Bacon Club is pretty damn good.  And let’s not forget their Cherry [...]

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Don’t half ass the melt

Nothing in the world us worse than half melted cheese. Nothing.
This perfectly good Turkey Sandwich was ruined because some douchebag couldn’t melt the cheese for 30 more seconds.
I mean it: nothing is worse than half melted cheese.

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Whole Foods Turkey Sandwich Not Cutting It

I pretty much love everything at Whole Foods.  Big fan of the Whole Foods.  I don’t do my grocery shopping there (I’m not stupid), but their pre-made food is the shit.  Except their sandwiches, which pisses me off to no end.
The Turkey Sandwich they offer at my local Whole Foods (Cherry Creek), is called “The [...]

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In Search of Blog Domination

More big news on the business side of the Turkey Sandwich Report.  We are now part of Facebook’s Blog Network.  But here’s the problem: we need more people to confirm the blog – whatever the fuck that means.  So, do me a favor and log on to your Facebook and help me get this bitch [...]

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Turkey Sandwich Report Featured on Alltop

The rumors have been swirling for months and today I can confirm:  Yes, it is true, the Turkey Sandwich Report has been selected to be featured on alltop.com.
All of the interweb dorks out there know that Alltop is a collection of the best blogs in the world, sorted by category.  They say it is like [...]

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