I Went to the HEB Today

Grocery stores in Denver pretty much suck. 
First of all they make you use those fucking frequent shopper cards to get the discounts so they can stalk you and know what you buy.  I refuse to carry them.  I’ll ask for a new one every time,  I don’t care.
Second of all, most of the checkers and [...]

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The Biggest Game in the History of Turkey (Sandwiches)

The Turkey Sandwich Report has quietly observed Euro08 and watched our team, Turkey, advance to the semi-finals.  Not that we jumping on the bandwagon – we’ve always been on it – we are just getting a little more vocal about our support.
GO TURKEY!
This is more than a battle of Turkey vs. Deutchland.  It is Turkey [...]

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The Smiling Moose is in the House

I had a full day to myself today.  Worked from home and had dinner by myself too.  That meant that I could do whatever the hell I wanted for dinner – and did I ever take advantage of it.
First off, the Smiling Moose has moved into the neighborhood and I had not officially welcomed them, [...]

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Whole Foods’ Turkey Sandwiches Just Not Meeting My Expectations

Let me start by saying that Whole Foods’ pizza is the shit.  I love that stuff.  So maybe their pizza has set an level of expectation that are so incredibly high, that their sandwiches just can’t get their.  Phil Mickelson isn’t a bad golfer, he just sucks compared to Tiger Woods – that’s all.
I got [...]

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You Got Free Soup, I’m There

I had a BUSINESS meeting in Philadelphia last week.  We decided to make it a lunch appointment and chose McGillin’s Ale House in Downtown Philadelphia.  (They call it “Center City” there)
McGillin’s is old.  They opened this son of a bitch in 1860.

When I arrived for my meeting a little earlier than the person I was [...]

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Cheeba Hut Rolls One for The Turkey Sandwich Report

I’m sorry that I couldn’t share all of the details with you in advance, but I took a meeting with Cheeba Hut today.  It was all really hush-hush, but they invited me up to Fort Collins to talk Turkey Sandwiches.
To be blunt, they were uber-impressed with my Turkey Sandwich knowledge and prowess.  So much in [...]

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Here’s Your “Special” Panini, Sir!

Most of the time I think “Panini” is just code for the heals of the bread loaf being disguised as a toasted sandwich where the pieces are cut into triangles to be cute.  I had a fairly mediocre Panini called “The Sofia” at some deli in Breckenridge this week and thought that it was just [...]

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