The Turkey Sandwich Report’s “Adopt a Fazoli’s” Program

Have you ever seen anyone at a Fazoli’s?  Have you ever heard someone say, “Hey, I have an idea. Let’s get Fazoli’s for lunch!”
Me neither.
But Fazoli’s isn’t really all that bad.  Their Submarino Club and Smoked Turkey Panini aren’t really all that bad.  In fact, they’re better than a lot of other Turkey Sandwiches I’ve [...]

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Turkey Sandwich from Fat Jack’s: The Aftermath

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United Knew I Was on this Flight

Not to bore you with travel stories, but I was on my way back to Colorado from Dulles yesterday.  Since I volunteered to take a later flight (to get a voucher for a free flight) I was put in First Class.  Well, low and behold, guess what one of their meal choices was.  That’s right [...]

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Damn, I NEEDED That Turkey Sandwich

More than ever before, I needed a Turkey Sandwich for Lunch today.  It’s been a really long week and good meals have been hard to come by.
The problem was that I’ve been in Washington DC this week and I didn’t think this city was going to be able to deliver.  I was staying at the [...]

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The Moose is Hung

The Moose from the Bear Rock Cafe is a BFS (big fucking sandwich).

It has all of the attributes of a good sandwich:

Toasted bread
Thinly sliced meat
Bacon
Good spread – in this case, some kind of honey mustard concoction

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Turkey Sandwich Report and Cheeba Hut Brass to Meet

A date has been set.  The higher-ups from The Turkey Sandwich Report and Cheeba Hut will meet at an undisclosed location at an undisclosed time and on an undisclosed date.
Why all of the un-disclosure?  Because we don’t want you assholes getting in the way and fucking this up.  This is important shit and we have [...]

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