I Call Bullshit

I had the Turkey Club at an upscale Hotel bar/restaurant last night.  On their menu, they specifically said that the use Boar’s Head Turkey.  That is bullshit.  I know Boar’s Head Turkey and that WAS NOT Boar’s Head Turkey.  Liars!
In fact, I didn’t even finish the sandwich.  I left almost half of it on the [...]

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I OWNED That Sandwich

When I am hungry, stay they fuck out of my way.  And don’t even think about getting in the way of my Turkey Sandwich.
The last two days, I have failed to eat a sensible breakfast and I have been forced to eat a late Lunch.  That’s a bad combination.
The result: On both occasions, I absolutely [...]

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I Finally Cross Paths with The Village Inn

You can’t swing a dead cat in Colorado and not hit a Village Inn. But even though these sons of bitches are everywhere, I’ve never had a reason, nor the inclination to visit one of these establishments.  All of that came to an end tonight as I was practically forced to eat at The [...]

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Turkeys Are Meant to Be Eaten – Part 2

I have found a Turkey that definitely needs to be killed and eaten.
Click here to see the story of Turkey that must die.

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How Does The Turkey Sandwich Report Celebrate “Turkey Day”?

Over the past week everyone has been asking me “So, how does the Turkey Sandwich Report celebrate Turkey Day?”
You should be ashamed to ask me that question.
I celebrate it with a motherfucking Turkey Sandwich, that’s how.  How did you think I celebrated it?  With a bowl of Cheerios?
And by the way – I don’t care [...]

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Turkeys are Meant to be Eaten

It seems like this year more than others, I am hearing about “Vegan” Thanksgivings. Maybe this is because I now live in Denver which is full of a bunch of fucking self rightous hippies, but that is just about THE most refuckingdiculous thing I have ever heard of.
If you are having a “Vegan” Thanksgiving, [...]

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Turkey Sandwiches at the Wynn

I’m high class. When I go to Vegas, I dine at the Wynn. Of course I stay at the Flamingo – but I dine at the Wynn.
I highly recommend the Terrace Pointe Cafe.  They make a nice Turkey Sandwich – good quality Turkey, nice bread, etc.  But, I recommend this place for the [...]

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Turkey Sandwich on Demand

Ok, here’s the deal.  I’m going to Vegas.  Pretty much everyone has been to Vegas – so YOU TELL ME where I should go to eat a Turkey Sandwich.  And no, I’m not going all the way out to some fucking hole in the wall in Henderson to grab a TR.  Keep it on The [...]

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Vegas Round 2

I have quite a trip ahead of me this week:
Tues – Late night flight to Vegas
Wed/Thurs – Vegas. None of this bullshit like they had at Paris last time I was there. When I am in Vegas and want a Turkey Sandwich, I expect a fucking Turkey Sandwich. And I will find [...]

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Subway Gives Me Gas

Truth be told: I have been in a major Turkey Sandwich slump lately.  It’s not that I haven’t been craving Turkey Sandwiches, it’s just that I haven’t been been in a situation to have one in recent days.  But, with that said – I did eat at least three of them this past weekend.
Today, I [...]

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