Is a “Wrap” a Sandwich? I’ll Be the One That Decides That.

I had a Turkey/Bacon Wrap today.  It was filed under “Sandwiches” on the menu.  WTF?

Since when did a “wrap” become a sandwich?  Who gave their blessing for a couple of cold cuts and a slice of provelone in tortilla to become a meal?  I certainly didn’t. 

And who made the decision that wraps automatically constitute a healthy meal?  Look, I lived in Mexico (a.k.a. San Antonio, TX) for over five years and I know damn well that tortillas are made out of lard.  So don’t give me this fucking bullshit that wraps are healthy.  Healthy compared to a half dozen doughnuts, maybe.  Compared to an old-fashioned sandwich?  No.  And besides that, you look like a total wad eating one.

And here’s my other gripe.  I’m fucking sick of the ridiculous-ass names that these wrap joints come up with.  “That’s a Wrap!” and “Wrap it Up!” or “Wrap Zone”.  Lame, lame and lame.  If I see another place called “Wrap and Roll,” I’m going to punch someone.

So let me tell you, dear reader of the The Turkey Sandwich Report – I categorically say “NO, wraps are not sandwiches.  And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.  Anyone that does is a MO.”