How many times has someone asked the question, “Why isn’t there a blog dedicated to Turkey Sandwiches?” I don’t know, millions of times probably.
So finally a site for you, the Turkey Sandwich afficionado. The Turkey Sandwich fanatic. On this site, I will share my reviews of Turkey Sandwiches – whether it be at a restauraunt or enjoyed in my own home. And my pledge to you – to be honest. When it comes to “talking turkey” – I’m going to give you the straight dope. If you want some turkey fluff, go to one of my Turkey Sandwich competitor sites and let them feed you a line of bullshit. Fuck those guys.
So, let’s get to it. I’m sure you’re as excited as I am.
Wow, you are so brave….you talk about turkey sandwiches during Thanksgiving. Fuck you and fuck your turkey bullshit. Why don’t you do something real brave by going on stage and yelling racist comments about black men? Or better yet, write about giblets like I did below on one of my myspace bulletins? http://www.myspace.com/morecowbellpronto
Go shove your turkey sandwich up your ass you little beeeeotch! Hope to see you soon buddy. Yours in the bonds. Gamma Epsilon 260.
Enjoy this below:
Hi everybody. I just thought I would talk to ‘yall about someting. After yesterday, I am a bit sad. Sad not because Thanksgiving is over. Sad not because there is no more yummy food to eat. And sad not because I am no longer around friends and loved ones.
No, I am sad because my use of the word “Giblet” will start to diminish over the next few days and weeks. But just not my use of the word, but use of the word from everybody in general will come to a screeching halt.
The word Giblet is used quite often on Thanksgiving and a few days leading up to it. But I want to start using it in other months such as April and July. Why the fuck not?
It is really sad, because “Giblet” is one of the most fun words to say in the English language. Go ahead. Say it. I know you want to. Giblet, giblet, giblet!
There is probably no other word in our language that comes and goes quicker than this word. I guess it is true what they say about “the flame that burns strongest, also burns quickest”. They said the same thing about Jim Morrison, Roberto Clemente and Chris Farley.
Anyway, I want to change this. As a result, for the next few days you will see me change my username to Giblet. I am also going to try to sneak it in on any comments or messages that I send out to my myspace friends. I would ask you all to do the same. Just put a comment up on somebody’s space with only the word Giblet. See what kind of reaction that you get.